dead babies

semen found in a napkin or dried on the small of yo bitches tramp-stamped back.

one squirt, million dead babies

jill was kind enough to swallow my dead babies, go green save the woods and the trees.

by beckieness August 5, 2010

dead babies

1. A comedy goldmine.
2. A nutritious source of protein and B-vitamins.
3. Great sex toys.

1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.

2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.

OR

A. Take your foot off it's head.

3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?

A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.

by D34DB4B135 September 11, 2010

dead babies

a series of disturbing jokes comparing things to dead babies.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari.
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

by Fat Al May 24, 2007

dead babies

ill luck, mishaps, bad circumstances.

after the boat started taking in water, they knew it was all dead babies from here on out.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Dead babies

Babies are yummy but went they are cooked the best man. You should try it.

Dead babies are yummy

by FANTANMAN January 13, 2020

dead babies

An analogy to dirt or shit

Great! I'm covered in dead babies from head to toe!

by Dandan August 6, 2004

Dead Babies

To refer to seaman, jizz, cum, or sperm.

That white stuff that comes out during the male orgasm.

She sucked me off and let me blow dead babies all over her face.

Damn, dude! Dead babies all over her ass!

I got to wash my sheets and get rid of the dead babies.

by Dann Overboard June 3, 2009