cuzzler

a cum guzzler (i.e., a whorish dame, a gay man, your mom, etc.

Man, you remember that girl Sally? She was a real cuzzler, yo.

by "Tha Tru" SageBrush October 2, 2006

cum cuzzler

The one who like to choke down male cum, and takes pints of it to get them going

Zachary is a cum cuzzler for his hoppy.

by rubberducky2012 April 14, 2016

Chuzzler

Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.

Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??

Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.

by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020

cuzzle

cuddle + nuzzle
(hold close in one's arms as a way of showing love or affection) + (rub or push against gently with the nose and mouth)

"Hey Josh! Come back home soon. I really want to cuzzle up with you!"

"I love cuzzling with you."

by April Dylan August 2, 2016

Cuzzlebums

A word to describe two completley awesome cousins! They literally do everything together! Very alike and off there heads!

Awww vicki, your the best cuzzlebum a girl could ask for! We are cuzzlebums forever

by Emmett gregoooryyy May 29, 2010

cumzzler

one who guzzles cum. A constant dick sucker.

That girl is still a virgin, but she is a cumzzler.

by S.urge August 6, 2009

Cuzzle-sack

Verb: (to cuzzle-sack) the act of placing your arm around someone, hopefully one of some relation to you, just to distract them from the fact that you are going for a sneak touch of their danger zone

Adjective: (cuzzle-sacker) 1. Someone who is overly flirtatious or promiscuous, 2. a person whose level of douche has reached maximum, 3. A sleazy-looking individual

Noun: (cuzzie) 1. Someone who partakes in excessive amounts of cuzzle-sacking, refer to the above

Noun: (cuzzfest) 1. A group of individuals who look like they have a penchant for cuzzle-sacking, 2. A suspicious group of individuals who look too close to be just "good friends", 3. A sketchy party in which hooking up is the main objective

Noun: (cuzzle) A discreet word for the natural state of a woman's privates.

Verb:
"So what happened on your movie date last night?"
"He totally took me to a tear-jerker so that he could cuzzle-sack me for half of the movie."

Adjective:
"Wow, that faux-hawk couldn't make you look like any more of a cuzzle-sacker right now."

Noun:
1. "He did it like 4 times in a row, with 4 different girls, he's most definitley king cuzzie."
2. "How was the party?" "All they had to drink was Triple Sec and there was thongs all over the floor...so basically it was a total cuzzfest."
3. "Are you going to get a bikini wax?" "You know, I'm thinking about letting my cuzzle, just be."

by N and M February 25, 2011