custodian

The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.

It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...

by mags&jules October 22, 2006

custodian

An insult you lay on somebody when they do or say something stupid.

You wiped your ass with Poison Ivy? What a custodian!!

by Bordizzle November 1, 2005

custodian

stupid dumb uneducated fucks who clean buildings

My 5th grade Math teacher told me that the only thing I can amount to in my miserable life is becoming a custodian. Look where I am now. Cleaning the entire building from bottom to top.

by Lando Rando January 30, 2023

Custodian

A person who is responsible of taking care or protecting something.

Yes, he is the custodian of this ship.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022

Custodian

A fucking janitor you walnuts

Jeff: the custodian looks like a janitor
Fred: you fucking egg

by Walnutman May 29, 2018

Calcutta Custodian

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

by jrky February 10, 2009

Custodian Kiss

To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.

Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”

Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”

by Arg Arg Boyo November 2, 2018