ctfd

Calm the fuck down.

Dude, ctfd.

ctfd by fuckyouyoufuckinfuck November 2, 2003

CTFD

Short for "Calm The Fuck Down"; used when someone grossly over reacts to a trivial situation.

(Bob is sitting at his desk, and Alex bumps into it, accidentally knocking Bob's pen off)

Bob: Dude, WHAT IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Alex: CTFD, man!!

CTFD by Awesome Pat January 6, 2009

ctfd

When someone is tripping about something thats not big of a deal, something minor.
Acronym for "Calm the fuck down"

Roy: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
Karen: what? (not giving a shit)
Roy:I GOT A C ON MY TEST!!
Karen: ctfd aite..

ctfd by koreanumba1 February 20, 2010

CTFD

CTFD: An intialism for "Calm The Fuck Down" mosty used in chat forums and email, but having some leakage to vernacular usage. (see-tee-eff-dee)(emphatic)

"During the CoVid-19 lockdown panic with all of those empty shelves in the supermarkets, I wanted managers to put up signs link, 'Attention customers: please CTFD, you don't need to buy 25 rolls of toilet paper'."

CTFD by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020

CTFD

Calm the Fuck Down

Magnus wouldn't stop screaming and jumping up and down. So Luis screams "CTFD"

CTFD by thepimpogloc June 14, 2009

CTFD

"CTFD" is a simpler way of saying "Calm the fuck down!"

OMFG will you just CTFD!?

CTFD by MagicalTrelmo January 17, 2008

CTFD

It means Chill The F*** Down, or Calm The F*** Down, usually used when one person gets mad at something simple, which wasn't meant to insult. Also used to calm someone down before a Beef.

#1 "Dude, Stace went to the Movies with Robert"
#2 "WHAT?!?!?!?"
#1 "Dude, CTFD she went with her Posse"

"Yo mamma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view!"
"What you say 'bout my mamma?!?!"
"CTFD, It was a harmless joke"

CTFD by alexdude2901 November 5, 2011