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People who look a little TOO perfect.
upper middle class...white or black.
That dude Fabio is one Creamcheese lookin mother fucker.
by deadpuppet April 6, 2005
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Creamcheese

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The rancid puss substance that is squeezed out or lanced from boils, cysts or pimples.
The physician lanced a boil on my back and so much creamcheese oozed out.
by Zubra May 19, 2018
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Creamcheese Diaper

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The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.
Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"

Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."
by SoloHeart March 16, 2009
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creamcheese my bagel

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When the recipient spreads their cheeks and he blows his load on on each of her ass cheeks, spreads it around with his dick, then pushes the recipients ass cheeks together.

** for extra party fun, add some cream cheese to the bagel hole
Oh Frankie! Cream cheese my Cinnamon raisin bagel! Make sure not to get too much In the hole this time. Bon appetit!

Don't get to freaky tonight Sean. Just creamcheese my bagel.
by Bagelholer October 3, 2016
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The art of fucking a white girl while sprinkling brown sugar on her and giving her a creampie while she has a yeast infection
I went over my girls house while she was sick so I gave her a creamcheese snickerdoodle while her mom watched.
by Liilmexiico January 8, 2019
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Creamcheese Catfish

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A guy who never does anything except plays video games. He is often seen blowing everyone off and trying to be the most positive streamer.
Hey look at Montessoir he’s a flaming creamcheese catfish
by Cheese boii November 20, 2021
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Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.
"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"
by tman March 13, 2004
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