cream puff

A nickname used by a hot lesbian vampire for a cute, dorky girl.

Carmilla looked at Laura with her seduction eyes and said, "Buckle up, cream puff."

by absolute-garbage August 6, 2015

Cream Puff

A fat, lazy, sedentary person, who would rather sit, watch TV, and eat a bowl of cream than do anything physical.

Wow, he's such a cream puff. He's sitting on his ass eating a donut while all his friends are outside playing football.

by eldiablo247 December 2, 2010

cream puff

the act in which a guy shoots his load all over a girl's pussy instead of inside it

Kate wasn't on birth control so I couldn't give her a creampie. So, I blew my load all over her puffy mound, thus giving her a cream puff instead.

by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011

Cream Puff

To masturbate in someone's hand while they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose.

My girlfriend pissed me off so much, i cream puffed her last night. She woke up and couldn't figure out why her face was sticky

by spazmonkey007 January 6, 2008

Cream puff

Cream on the inside shell on the outside an AMAZING person u could ever meet if someone claims they are a cream puff they are most probably correct cream puffs have a natural beauty and can give u a warm feeling when u meet one ☺️ They are spontaneous crazy and sensitive

I’m a cream puff

She’s a total cream puff

by Disco queen September 25, 2018

Cream Puff

a big nut after sex

I had a cream puff last night

by Tickygirl June 8, 2018

Cream Puff

A blonde girl that is white and creamy. Usually used to describe the girls that a socially awkward non-white guy likes.

Have you noticed how Guss acts toward his cream puffs?

by Sup3rR4nd0mC00lGuy February 8, 2017