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Cream Job 

Using 1 pint of your favorite ice cream, you soften it up in a microwave and then insert your hard penis into said ice cream, making it feel like a cold vaginal cavity. You can then place the container in between your matress or couch cushion and thrust your penis in and out of the ice cream container until your reach your orgasm.
My girlfriend wasn't up to sex last night so I was getting increasingly horny, so I decided to give myself a cream job... IT FELT SO GOOD!
Cream Job by Cfresh763 May 6, 2010
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Cream job 

Receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.
Today i got a "cream job" from the mail man.
Cream job by dahcmo September 4, 2016

Cherry ice cream job 

When you fuck your women on her period and got period blood on your dick hole and go to pull out and blow a load on her or her face with a blood and cum mixture.
Man last night I did a cherry ice cream job on heather's

ice cream job 

When you give oral pleasure after eating ice cream leaving your mouth ice cold and sugary
"So my girlfriend gave me an ice cream job the other day. My dick was frozen for weeks!
ice cream job by Antiumone November 23, 2013

Ice Cream Hand Job 

When someone the opposite sex gives hand releif to an individual after having put there hand in any kind of Ice Cream. (ICHJ) for short.

There is also an Ice Cream Rim Job (ICRJ)
Guy- "omg i could go for a hand job right now but my dick is sun burnt"

Girl- "how about i dip my hand in this ben and jerrys and give you an Ice Cream Hand Job"

Guy- " YEAH BUDDY"
Ice Cream Hand Job by BGeezy29 April 10, 2011

ice cream paint job 

Lyrics in a song that white people love, but have no idea what it means.
You will never see an ice cream paint job on a Prius.
ice cream paint job by stupid phatty September 22, 2009

Ice Cream Blow Job 

While getting head, you ejaculate on your partner's face, chest, and in their mouth. Rumored to have originated in Fayetteville, Arkansas
Dawg! Dat bitch iz crazy! She just gave back to back ice cream blow jobs to DJ Squishmitten and Lewisville Slugga! Now she's all sticky.