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Counterclockwise

Going the opposite way of the clock handles go , instead of going to the left it spins to the right. Can also mean thinking backwards or thinking about something so much you go back to where you started/first thought of.
Hurricanes in the northern hemisphere spin Counterclockwise
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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Not to be confused with counter-clockwise or counter clockwise, counterclockwise is a clue in the online Ometyrn Challenge, you should check out the definition for that, too
What kind of challenge is it to look up the definition of counterclockwise?
by OmetyrnMaster May 24, 2020
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counter-clockwise

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.
*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*
by zanhoshi October 9, 2009
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Countercockwise

Used in dating/relationships to describe situations that bring one farther from engaging in sexual activity with a partner.
Man... Brian is supposed to be my wingman, but last night he butted-in while I was workin' on this hottie and the whole night went countercockwise.
by Magic#37 February 5, 2010
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counter clockwise umpa lumpa

when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.
dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa
by gangstagrillz1 March 26, 2010
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Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm

1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.

2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.

Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!

2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.

Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.

Person A: Jesus.
by Freissner January 2, 2009
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Counter clockwise rim job

When you look up rim job on xvideos but your feeling a lot more frisky and decide to look up counter clockwise rim job instead.
Porn addict 1: what’s your favorite thing to masturbate too?
Porn addict 2: counter clockwise rim jobs.
Porn addict 3: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Porn addict 2: sometimes I like seeing the tounge go the other way ):
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023
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