constipation

when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no

chips got constipation

by botaf November 11, 2003

constipation

When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea

constipation is not your friend =(

by not gir October 9, 2006

constipation

When the train won't come out of the tunnel.

I had constipation for almost a week and finally relieved myself, it felt like I gave birth out of my asshole. True story.

by Anonymous...... February 1, 2008

constipation

Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole sideways. Laxatives, Metamucil, and enemas help. Enemas suck

I haven't shat in 4 days, now I have to stick jelly in my arse.

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 14, 2004

constipation

when you're on the toilet and you cant seem to pop the crap out of your buttox. Not being able to "poop" or "let out the beans" orr "explode the chiz"

"the constipation is getting severe"

by toilet talk February 17, 2013

constipation

The state of not being able to poop. Can be loads of fun

you look constipated

by sashafan July 10, 2003

constipation

When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.

Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.

by Eine kleine Nachtmusik December 31, 2017