consoltard

To dumb down, simplify or retard for use on a computer games console or the games console audience.

Wow, the new Rainbow Six game "Vegas" has been totally consoltarded.

by Stuart Henderson June 18, 2007

consoletards

A console gaming person whos idea of depth in
a game is twitching till thier thumbs fall off.

Coined by Yahtzee the star Game reviewer (as far as i know)

Brotherhood of steel is a rpg for consoletards.

by Mightytights May 7, 2008

consoletard

A console fan with limited or no knowledge/interest of games that were released before the current console generation.

Prestigious PC gamer: Fallout is a great game.

Consoletard: Yeah, I love Bethesda games.
Prestigious PC gamer: I meant Fallout 1&2 .
Consoletard: There was a Fallout 2?
Prestigious PC gamer: Fucking consoletard.

by thesisko September 8, 2013

constard

retardr-tard
Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.

"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"

by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008

cooltard

Mentally challenged people who think they are cool

I have sympathy for disabled, but not cooltards because they think they are cool.

by dontsaymyname October 9, 2008

Consoletards

Stupid gamers that argue which is the best console of the console war.

Dood, PS3 is so much better than all consoles ever existed.

You're completely retarded, just another consoletards.

by Anon12576343 November 6, 2010

consolar

Also "con--so...lar?"

A more convenient name for a cinnamon roll, sticky bun, or Cinnabun (R).

Etymology: derived from the incoherant ramblings of a videogame-distracted youth who needed a sticky bun.

"Hey! Go get me a con--so...lar? Yes, I said consolar. I meant it too. Get me a sticky bun, god damn it."

by The Gay One April 28, 2005