comhet

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Compulsory heterosexuality, often shortened to comphet, is the theory that heterosexuality is assumed and enforced upon women by a patriarchal and heteronormative society.

I don’t know if I’m bisexual or gay with bad comhet

by deenzbeenz November 22, 2021

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Dog Comet

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

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DC Comet

A Potomac-area variant similar to a Cleveland Steamer or a Boston Pancake, but rather than dumping on the girl's tits, one should aim for the genitalia, and ideally get the feces caught in the girl's pubes. So-called because if one were a crab louse watching this unfold from said girl's pubes, this would resemble a huge brown comet streaking across the sky shooting out of the "moon" and crashing into the earth.

After the Redskins lost to the Cowboys, I realized the only thing that could cheer me up was sending a DC comet streaking across my girlfriend's vagina.

by Quen October 18, 2008

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