cockscab

Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.

Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 23, 2008

Cockscab

That asshole troll who lives in his parents basement Internet fighting everyone

I just had to post something political on Facebook to see how many Cockscabs I could catch online!

by purple hippo March 3, 2016

cockscab

The end result of dry humping.

I'm going out with that new girl in English class....we spent all night making cockscab.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

Cocksabad

An individual who is willing to literally suck the penis of their political party's leader.

Fred: That Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to suck Donald Trump's cock so bad!

Tom: Yes Fred, she is quite the cocksabad!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.

1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.

by Yegolev August 13, 2007

Cockswab

The female version of a douchebag. It has been decided that one cannot refer to a female as a "douchebag", so the opposite and equal term "cockswab" must be used when describing a female with douche-like qualities.

Brittany looks like such a cockswab with her side ponytail and parka!

This ugly muffin-topped cockswab at the bar needs get her fucking ego in check! And HEY! Wasn't she wearing that same parka and side ponytail last time we saw her???

by The Baltimore Diction Society December 17, 2010

cock scab

It's a scab on your cock. What did you think it was?

Man, I've been whacking it old school so much lately I've got cock scabs.

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010