clunking

The act of fucking something so ugly that it damages your reputation.

After Jim got caught clunking with Sandra none of the girls in school ever dated him again.

I got caught clunking that fat bitch Amy. Now all the clunkers come to me for the D.

by Jessejar December 17, 2017

clunk clunk

a big busted nappy vagina

girl why your clunk clunk be all dug up?

by crackernutz September 29, 2006

clunked

Verb - The process of checking in and immediately checking out a document saved in the Desksite document management system - so as to ensure collegues can access your latest contributions.

"Hey, I just clunked that document, so you can rip it to pieces and create more work for me now."

by sleepless221 February 4, 2010

Clunked

The art of getting as drunk as humanly possible so that your ability to speak, interact and co-ordinate suddenly escape you.

Once Clunked, a person will often only be able to smile in an abnormal way, place hands in one's pockets, fall over continuously and become excessively offensive.

What's up with Luke? I think he's clunked again? Oh Jesus!

by drg2011aaa June 19, 2011

Clunk

(Adj): The act of getting drunk in a classy manner. A cousin of Crunk and opposite of Trunk.

Person 1: How'd the party go last night?

Person 2: It was great! We had wine, champagne, and smelly cheese. We were getting real Clunk until the birthday girl let someone write Cumdumpster on her leg.

by SameNameNewFace March 10, 2010

Clunk

A group of nerds.

"What's that over there ?"
"Oh its a Clunk of nerds)

by Pncakss December 8, 2018

Clunk

Poo

Frank needs to take a clunk.

by Faggitory January 22, 2018