cliteral

Something taken too seriously. This word applies when to the combined mistakes of taking something too literally and personally while being over sensitive about it.

This is typically relevant when someone is making a scene because they are overreacting to something they heard and making more out of it than there is to it.

This is closely related to the term clitoral though cliteral includes the additional error of taking something too literally.

Trump: You've gotta grab 'em by the pussy.
Trudeau: OMG! Did you hear what Trump said? We have to invoke the Emergencies Act!
Trucker: Mate stop taking it cliterally.

by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 25, 2023

cliteral

characterized by a concern mainly with women. Like being literal, but in a more sexual manner.

I wanted to have sex with her so bad, I cliterally told her exactly that.

by scootybooty September 22, 2009

cliterate

One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.

I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!

by missemily9 October 28, 2009

cliterate

To be knowledgable about the clitoris.

She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!

by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006

cliterally

a much funner way of saying literally

"i heard she cliterally slept with 5 guys"

by laurel-bee June 16, 2005

Cliterally

Experiencing an unimaginably wonderful sexual experience that arouses you just thinking about it.

"That orgasm was cliterally so good my ass cramped halfway through. 10/10 would fuck again."

by Ayiannout August 30, 2016

Cliteral

Like Clitoris and Literal
the straight forwardnesss of a girl wanting to get it on

John- "i didn't think i was going to get very far with sarah last night, but then she got cliteral with me.
dan- "what do you mean"
John "she just looked at me and said "stick it in already!""
dan- "well that was rather cliteral of her!"

by klijinky February 28, 2010