cilf

calculator i'd like (to) function

Man that TI-84's a cilf

by Mr. <B> October 19, 2009

cilf

Cartoon I'd like to fuck

Betty Rubble is such a cilf

by Assweepay May 11, 2004

Cilf

Criminal I'd like to fuck.

Man, that Lori Loughlin is such a cilf!

by Jrpjr April 14, 2019

cilf

Cousin I'd like to fuck

During a family reunion, you run into a cousin who you had not seen in years. She is about your age, and he hotness compensates for the fact that she is a relative. You still wanna fuck her! She is a CILF!

by Doum April 25, 2007

cilf

counselor i'd like to fuck. mostly refering to school counselors, but any counselor works.

dude youre so lucky you got a cilf this year. my counselor has a gigantic fupa.

by 30min in the rubba August 16, 2009

CILF

Cougar I'd like to fuck.

My mom's friend who doesn't have any kids is hot. She's a little older but a total CILF.

by lml March 12, 2008

CILF

Canadian
I'd
Like to
Fuck

That hot chick I met in LA was such a CILF eh?. I mean, sure she seemed a little Torontarded, but it doesn't change the fact that I'd like to Canadian Snowplow her.

by Toomer Head November 13, 2010