christmas trees

What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.

Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.

by Kiwi April 26, 2004

Christmas Tree

An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).

We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

christmas tree

Or when you want to hurry up and get a multiple choice test over with and you don't care about the grade. Same as abacadaba

"How did you do on the test"
"I just chrismas tree'd it"

by ArtSeaOne February 12, 2005

Christmas trees

Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.

After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

christmas tree

a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.

I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.

by Kyle White December 29, 2003

christmas tree

The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.

Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.

by Max Debord April 21, 2007

Christmas Tree

A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.

Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.

by T-Bone Hardy January 25, 2010