Two Cats in the Bath Tub

The art of inserting one's testicles deftly into a slut's vagina. Then anal penetration via phallus follows.
This is said to be as difficult as giving to cats a bath.

Aidan, after months of practice, successfully got two cats in the bath tub with the woman of Tim's dreams.

by the d00d October 20, 2006

Giving the Cat a Bath

When your pussy gets really wet

When I watch porn, I'm giving the cat a bath

by skittythecute April 7, 2016

cat bath

Similar to sponge bath, but substitute the sponge for your tongue.

That girl is so hot, Ted wants to dip her in chocolate and give her a cat bath.

by Mow Mow December 14, 2007

cat bath

Noun for the act of giving oral pleasure to a woman. Taken from the common name for a vagina pussy and the similarity to the action of a cat bathing itself.

The couple had a hot night, first she gave him a blow job, then he gave her a cat bath.

by BathingKitten December 9, 2007

Cat-Bath

The Cat-Bath is a dance move developed by the younger generation of the 21st century. It involves, whilst dancing, licking the back of one's hand, before raising it to their head and running down the side of their hair, in a cat-like bathing motion. This move is used in clubs across the UK, and can be adapted to fit any musical genre. Before long, the Cat-Bath will be a clubbing revolution.

Freddie: Look, Joe is doing the Cat-Bath!

Charlotte: Wow, he is one cool cat, it takes skill to get that right...

by DancingKing January 24, 2011

Cat Bath

When you haven't bathed in over 24 hours and can still convince someone to give you oral sex, achieving both pleasure and a measure of cleanliness.

I'm filthy. I haven't bathed in at least a week, though I did get a couple of cat baths from the 'ol ball and chain.

by Rhellen's Robot March 11, 2011

Cat bath

1) A foolish notion of mixing a domestic feline with water.

2) The masochistic activity of trying to eat a running chain-saw bar first.

3) Any activity, which in concept being a simple action, that inevitability leads to disastrous results.

Dating a <insert favorite social media website> stalker leads to a cat bath of a date.

by island thinker October 22, 2020