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bunks

something really shitty
or someone really irritating
"that is the ULTRA BUNKS"
"you are THE bunks"
by retardremington May 3, 2011
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Bunks

1 .An expression of awesomeness.

2. A sarcastic remark referring to how much you suck at wii golf.

3. Also referring to bunk beds.
Alex: "Nice Bunks"
Ben: "Thanks... Douchebag "
by Kommander Khaos January 13, 2007
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Bunks

A good geezer, a lad. Someone that knows his self worth but also is smooth with the ladies.
Look at that lad chillin with 6 ladies, he’s such a bunks, he doesn’t even look bothered
by Benpusheswomen February 6, 2022
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slamming the bunks

"I'm knackered mate, I'm gonna be slamming the bunks soon."
by Overflowow June 11, 2021
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banksie

A person who smells of urine. Does not shave and hasn't showered since the revolution
Take a shower you banksie
by Applejacks1898 January 8, 2015
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70 bucks

A unit of currency equivalent to a slab of piss and a pack of winnie blues
70 bucks? 70 bucks?! That's a slab of piss and a pack of winnie blues!!
by Choomadactyl June 14, 2018
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Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks

A phrase to describe a woman's mating behavior where she freely engages in sexual activities with the physically attractive, charismatic, charming, suave and confident males - in other words, the Alpha males - with no strings attached, shit-tests, favors, catches and any rules, hence Alpha Fucks.

At the same time the woman denies sex to the physically unattractive and undesirable men - in other words, the Beta males - instead giving ambiguous promises that sex will be offered in return if the males treat her well, take her out to dates, buy her dinner, bring her gifts, etc, hence Beta Bucks.

For the Betas, sex is held behind many barriers such as the "three dates" rule, all-expenses paid dinners, shopping trips, favors, funny jokes, rapport building, lengthy text convos, shit tests and more... all the while as the Alphas get to have sex right away without having to do all that in advance. Hence, the term Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.

This phrase can also alternatively be used to describe how a woman spends her young and fertile years hooking up and getting knocked up by the Alphas with absolutely no strings attached, and later as she seeks to settle down, seeks out a Beta to provide for her and her Alpha spawn.

Synonyms for Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks include:

Alpha Fame Beta Shame
Alpha Boss Beta Loss
Alpha Lay Beta Pay
Alpha Sex Beta Checks
Alpha Seed Beta Need
Alpha Fornicate Beta Masturbate
Samantha wrote on her Tinder profile "I'm looking for a gentleman to treat me right, buy me gifts and take me to dinners. No hookups unless you look like Jason Statham!" She is in Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks mode.

Josie had a kid with Jamal the pro basketball player and then married Richard from retail five years later. Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.
by alam101 March 17, 2019
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