brownbeared

A synonym to the word “blackwashed”. The changing the color of a character's light skin, typically in reference to fan-art, to be darker or black.

Did you see that fan-art of Pepa the other day? Yeah, she got brownbeared. It caused quite a fuss, online.

by BuggleSmuggler5093 January 7, 2024

Brownbeaten

When Mike Brown relentlessly crushes your free will and convinces you to do something you otherwise would not have done.

"I didn't want to take the titty pills but I was brownbeaten into submission. Again!"

"Was gonna stay in tonight but I got summarily brownbeaten into a massive mish across West London."

by Pickled Onion Flavour June 7, 2019

brownbeard

much like a dirty sanchez, it is when fecal matter is applied to the face in such a way it covers the entire lower jaw and upper lip. it is also typically applied by pirates (homosexual or not) to other sleeping pirates/crewmates/scurvy dogs as a joke. it is punishable by having to walk the plank, getting the shit beaaten out of you, or recieving a brownbeard in an act of revenge from the victim.

"yaaaarrrrr, captain, i gave steve a brownbeard last night! he has no idea!" this is followed by plankwalking and "aaaars" of disapproval, or a hearty round of pirate laughter.

by quintin pruett August 8, 2006

brownboard

the process of taking a dump on someone's saran wrap covered face so that they can feel the heat and texture of the act. like waterboarding, but with fecal matter.

Gabe loved it when his lady used to brownboard him after eating Indian food.

by awfulawfulbankers June 11, 2011

Brownbeard

To receive a brownbeard, means that you have been performing oral on your sexual partner, when the partner decides to shit on your face, covering your chin and possibly more of your face. Brownbeards are typically received when the partner is suffering from explosive diarrhea.

'Oh my God I'm so embarrassed, when Jimmy was licking my ass I gave him a brownbeard'
'Hey baby why don't you give me a brownbeard tonight?'

by Lonitwat November 14, 2016

Colorado-brownbeard

The act of having ones face covered in feces while eating out a girls anus.

While eating out your girlfriends butt while she has the runs, she has a bowel movement on your face covering the face in feces giving the receiver a Colorado-brownbeard

by 1iquidFreshness February 24, 2012

Brownbeard

No.1 waifu in one piece

Brownbeard is the No.1 waifu in one piece

by Grimmjow_6 March 6, 2022