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brofey

The friend that takes care of you & looks out for you, always available to go out with you when required, more meaning than just bro
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by Shrewmac April 13, 2015
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Brofessor

A Scientist with a Doctorates degree in Brology.
After spending many pointless hours studying trivial things such as math. Andrew decided he needed to major in something worth his time. So he became a Brofessor.
by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010
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Brofessor

A close, trusted, male friend who also provides excellent advice. From "bro" - a close male friend and "professor" - someone who is an expert in some topic.
Wow, I never thought of it that way, brofessor. Excellent answer.
by Brofessor Mark October 4, 2016
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Broneymoon

The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.
To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008
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Brofecta

Having sex with all three brothers in the same family.
After nailing two brothers at the same time in a bronage a trois, Jenny later decided to bang the third to complete the brofecta.
by Flimsygirl April 26, 2017
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Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.
We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.
by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008
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Brokey-Balboa

Someone who does not have any money to do anything....
Hey man whats the plans for the weekend?
Nothing man no money I'm Brokey-Balboa...I cant do shit!!
by AdbRoot February 4, 2013
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