The most excruciating pain you can experience while still having your balls intact. It happens when you've had an erection for a long time, but never achieved orgasm. If your cratch brushes the slightest bit against anything, it feels like they've been hit with a hammer.
She jerked me around for a few hours, but every time I was about to blow my load, she stopped. Now I've the worst blueballs ever.
by Pimpalicious March 24, 2005
Get the blueballsmug. a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.
I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.
My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
by Jake February 20, 2004
Get the blueballsmug. A painful feeling in the testicles, usually felt after being very sexually aroused, but you never blew your load.
"that girl was just playin' with me, cause when i was ready to fuck she said no and went to sleep! i got sooo blue balled!"
by xtremelybuffji January 1, 2004
Get the blueballsmug. painful as hell condition that happens when your girl teases u enuff to keep you hard for a longa ass time but never actually makes you come...for some reason that cause a serious pain in your nuts.
my girl kept ridin me (with our clothes on) while we made out but we never fucked... i got blueballs so bad the next time she sat on my lap i damn near cried.
by ohithinktheylikeme November 14, 2005
Get the blueballsmug. by banter ficker June 21, 2016
Get the blueballsmug. "After rubbing on her jeans for half an hour, my nads turned into rice pudding and I threw up due to the extreme pain of my blueballed condition."
by 2Old4This July 25, 2004
Get the blueballsmug. A painfull feeling to your testicals (also called balls). Your balls turn blue. This can be caused by dry humping.
by Ble February 15, 2006
Get the blueballsmug.