blocktail

reluctantly buying an alcoholic beverage at a bar for the friend or friends, often of the opposite sex, of a romantic interest

“I can’t believe I had to get that dude a $12 blocktail just to keep talking to that chick!”

by momofyre December 13, 2017

MoloCock BlockTail

A corruption of the word Molotov Cocktail
Noun - A cock block that is unpleasantly rude and unnecessary, often causing the female (or male, that's ok too...) party to be utterly disgusted and relocate away from the cock-blockee. Basically the highest degree of cock blocking in the book.
Verb - (-ed)(-ing) - The act of performing a MAJOR cock block on a friend/acquaintance.

Joe: "I was talking to Sally at the party, when all of a sudden, Steve threw a MoloCock BlockTail at me, and told her I still wet the bed."
John: "Well, do you?"
Joe: "Yeah, but that's basically the highest degree of cock blocking in the book."

by goldbond69 March 4, 2015

locktail

A lock-down cocktail, often made with Warner's Gin

My local bar is closed during the COVID-19 lockdown but they are still delivering me killer locktails

by BGSBGS April 23, 2020

Blockpain

The frustration, annoyance, discomfort, and/or suffering experienced when having to discuss cryptocurrencies, NFTs, the metaverse, or anything related to blockchain technologies

Simon: "Hey man! You have to check out this Apeshit coin NFT! My buddy just made a million dollars on it."

Andrew: "Hey Simon, don't really have time right no...."

Simon: "Alright, alright. But if you're not staking Solana, you're a fucking idiot!"

Andrew: *experiences blockpain*

by AndyOli March 22, 2022

blocktard

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".

I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

Blackmail

To force (someone) to do something by using threats or manipulating their feelings.

E.g. CNN threatened to broadcast a Reddit posters personal information to over 2 billion people worldwide unless he took down and apologised for a hilarious meme he (allegedly) made of president Trump wrestling CNN WWF style, that is actually blackmail.

by CNNknowsMyName July 6, 2017

Emotional Blackmail

When the people in your life use fear, obligation, and guilt to manipulate you. It is a very powerful form of manipulation in which the person directly or indirectly threatens to punish you if you don't compile with how they want you to behave.

Some examples of things Emotional Blackmailers say are: "If you really loved me..." "After all I've done for you..." "How can you be so selfish..."

An emotional blackmail artist will use your vulberabilities and deepest secrets against you.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006