blesstical

a testical that's very blessed that illuminates

*reciving head* person 1* wow this ball is so blessed that you can call it a blesstical i mean its even glowing *person 2* mhm thanks

by alionzaa December 29, 2024

bresticals

When one's breasts sag down to equivalent positioning of a man's testicles

her tits look like bresticals!

by kiki kiedis May 17, 2005

Breasticals

When a woman is on her hands and knees (all fours) and her breasts are jiggling beneath her, just like testicals.

"I did her from behind, and her breasticals were swinging. It was cool!"

by [e-mail] August 25, 2005

Breastical

the region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.

Jewelez: Sam you hit my breastical area!!!!
Sophie: What is a breastical?
Jewelez: The region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Kacia: (appearing from behind a dark building) Oh! *wink*
Sam: WTF!? who the breastical are you?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
Kacia: Who's All? *wink*
Jewelez: All gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Sam: All has a large breastical region.
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Kacia: Oh! *wink* (returns to her dark building)
Sophie: *wink* BYE KEESH!
Kacia: *wink* good luck with your breasticals, girls.
Jewelez: Keeshash gets a gold star for using the term beastical in a sentence.
Kacia: *wink* thank you. i will cherrish my gold star forever.
Sam: jewelez, your such a breastical. where did you purchase your gold stars?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Miss Poltrock: Jewelez, did you purchase your gold stars in the bathroom?
Jewelez: ........
Miss Poltrock: you know, Jewelez, just saying the word "breastical" isn't a complete sentence.
Jewelez: Miss Poltrock gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL

by Winking gold breastical stars August 17, 2010

Blessticles

A combination between the words blessed and testicles.
When a male has blessticles, they are blessed with the size of their testicles.

Person 1: Dude, whats up with your nuts?
Person 2: I can't help it, I was born with blessticles

by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009

Breasticals

At Woman: Small boobs.
At Man: Huge testicals.

Dude your girlfriend has breasticals!
Omg, my boyfriend has f*cking breasticals.

by PizzaEatPizza November 3, 2009

Baleestical

A categorization of explosive that makes a "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" sound after being detonated, and makes people, other living beings, or inanimate objects explode in an upwards manner, as if being propelled. This makes it seem as if the victim is screaming in delight although in reality they most likely die instantly or are experiencing extreme pain upon their upward propulsion. The term was first coined by famous hockey player and internationally recognized terrorist Matthew Savoie after witnessing a particularity scary grenade being detonated in the toiletries section of a bed, bath and beyond. Only later would he realize that the explosion it was a pit bull having explosive diarrhea while puncturing a chew toy and the upwardly propelled victim of the explosion was simply a junkie who had a massive spring lodged deep in his anus and was bouncing around like Tigger , the fictional tiger character who is known to bounce around.

Soldier 1: I'm gonna throw this baleestical grenade into the enemy trench!
Soldier 2: Watch out for the flying excrement!

by PlumpyTortoise October 16, 2019