blameless

somebody that holds the persona of "not being of blame" ,when infact they are the instigator that has manufactured the whole debacle.

Weak manipulation.

somebody that informs the boss that the coffee,(etc) has been stolen, when they themselves are the thief.

Therefore they are "blameless"

by westaussie June 22, 2009

blameless blacks

when black people don’t harm legislators and don’t cause civil unrest according to stats.

The blameless blacks supported all lives matters.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

blameless bob

A person who is never at falt even if the screw up.

My coworker keeps messing up at work but when he gets talked to he plays the blameless bob card

by Bob_Frapples July 13, 2016

An otherwise blameless life

Spending one's time rubbing elbows with dictators, lobbying on behalf of large corporations, backstabbing business partners, colluding with Russians, and generally being a shady sonuvagun.

First used by Judge T.S. Ellis in his explanation for his sentencing of Paul Manafort.

Paul Manafort should only go to jail for 47 months for his crimes which carry a maximum sentence in the decades because he has led an otherwise blameless life.

by TheHobbitsAreGoingtoIsengard March 9, 2019

Baseless Triangle

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").

OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?

by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016

baeless

Another term for single, meaning your forever alone :) ... :(

"Zayummm, you baeless bitch!"

by Bae forever April 12, 2014

Baelesscation

(verb); Kicking it with yourself, by yourself for any amount of time which is to be considered a vacation because your lonely ass is introverted, a pyschopath, more single than songs put out without an album or all of the above and you also enjoy your solitude.

all these damn "baecation goals" with no bae smh, fuck this shit im bout to just be my own bae & go on a baelesscation!

by Shawndylan August 19, 2017