bible thumping

Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting Christian religious ideas in atempt to convince people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin.

"You now Frank, with Jesus on your side you will surelly conquer your drug addiction," said Joe.

"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.

by Eddy 5000 September 7, 2008

Bible-Thumping

A fundamentalist christian.

See also:
Bush Jesus Freak

My bible-thumping neighbors go to church every day and say "jesus" twice every 10 seconds

by Young Trubz September 6, 2005

Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010

bible thumped

the act of sexual intercourse taking place while on top of a copy of the holy Bible.

I went out with a guy I met in church last night and we bible thumped on my dads desk

by Lady Jai_ October 13, 2013

bible thump

the act of being thumped or thumping someone verbally, generally for speaking against or going against the morals of the christian religion.

Father: "you can't date outside the church!"
Daughter: "Quit bible thumping me dad, i'll date whoever i want."

by tysoe June 12, 2006

Bible Thumping

Getting off on listening to someone read the Bible.

Oh man, last week at Dan's I was totally Bible Thumping during the Book of Job.

by dkujan May 16, 2007

Bible Thumping Trumper

Exactly what is says. If God is okay with Trump being President than so am I.

Did you vote red?
Of course I did! I am a Bible Thumping Trumper

by AA Friend of Bill August 11, 2025