bhand

a common collective term for:
1. drunk out of yo balls.
2. high as a bird.

leaves the said person bazooked the day after.

dude, you look shitfaced, what happened last night?

i have no clue, bro. i had a lot of vodka and hit the bong and then i was flyin. i was bhand all night.

by Shehenshah December 19, 2011

Bhand

It is a hindi slang to get drunk.

Friend: Bhai, meri girlfriend ne breakup karliya :(
Me: Chal bhai aaj raat bhand hote hain fir!
(translation)
Friend: Bro, my girlfriend broke up with me :(
Me: Then we should get drunk tonight!
xdxd

by Smart Fella with Fart Smella July 17, 2021

bhand

bhand is a Hindi word that means extremely drunk.

bro you are so bhand.(in hindi: Bhai tho bhand hai)

by anonymous December 6, 2022

Bhand Jalpari

When a person is drunk af, and is lying by the poolside like a drunk mermaid, it is called Bhand Jalpari.

Shubhangi is always the Bhand Jalpari of every pool party

by papadelta3962 March 13, 2022

band-aid wagon

Perjorative for ambulance.

Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

Sticky Band-aid

While your girl is sleeping, jizz all over her tits. Then lay the top sheet on it. In the morning when it's dried up it peels off her like a sticky band-aid! Just as SEK did back in Naim.

Scott was mad his girl didn't want sex, so he beat off in her and gave her a sticky band-aid

by Rhino77 December 5, 2013

bandersnap

A machine gun like release of pent up gas.

Moose was both horrified and amused as he fell backwards into arms of his fellow team builders unable to control the powerful release of a fluttering bandersnap.

by Tennisbum February 3, 2010