Your average Baydn 6 foot dirty blond 9/10. Above average penis (usually close to 8 inches). Very respectful and loving but always horny. Baydn’s don’t simp unless the women is a 9.3 or higher on the attractive scale. 100% straight all the time except around the boys. Pulls women out of thin air but most of them are only a 6 or 7 on the attractive scale and are usually pretty weird. Occasionally gets hotter women but usually loses them after a short while. Baydn's are destined to be rich and live an amazing life. All Baydn's dream about being a conquistador at some point in their life and not for the money. Baydn’s are firm believers in boobs over butts. Baydn’s always get in arguments with their friends who are all butt guys but never back down from being a boob guy. You always want to be on Baydn’s good side because he is a professional flatterer but he is also a professional slanderer. Baydn’s are destined to have at least 1 attractive wife in their life time. Baydn’s are usually Mormon and fantasize about polygamy daily. Baydn’s are prone to involuntary erection when they least expect. Baydn’s have very little flaws and are the perfect choice for someone to marry. Everyone searches for a baydn and are extremely lucky to find one. If you ever find a Baydn you should do everything you can to keep him in your life.
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