A sport played mostly in Australia. Aussie Rules is similar to Gaelic Football however Aussie Rules is played with a rugby shaped ball. Aussie Rules is sometimes referred to as Australian Football this leads to confusion as some NFL fans will think its like American Football
Wanna play Aussie Rules
by Archie Tartan October 15, 2020
A very confusing game. Ironically, seeming to be devoid of any clear rules. Playes run around an oval field in any possible direction, kicking and passing the ball where-ever they feel the need. On the plus side, the players seem to have a good time as they are often laughing during play.
pub guy#1-"Have you ever watched Aussie Rules football?"
pub guy#2-"Haha ha ha haha ha ha....yeah good one mate!"
pub guy#2-"Haha ha ha haha ha ha....yeah good one mate!"
by Mick the Mouth May 26, 2008
A game where grown men run around a cricket oval, kicking a ball around the place in a scrappy sort of fashion.
A game where ball control and handling counts for nothing, as long as you kick the ball.
A game that is simple and one-dimensional and doesn't require much thought process to follow or participate in... 'catch, kick... catch, kick....'
A game where ball control and handling counts for nothing, as long as you kick the ball.
A game that is simple and one-dimensional and doesn't require much thought process to follow or participate in... 'catch, kick... catch, kick....'
'He KICKS it down to the midfielder who then KICKS it to the full forward where he takes a marvellous CATCH and he KICKS a goal... what a 'brilliant' play, what a game of aussie rules'
by That Guy hey August 28, 2008
Real football. Not like that pussy American shit. Who the fuck needs pads? Aussie rules football is exciting to watch, and doesn't always end up as a big pile of broad-shouldered gay men 2 seconds after the whistle has been blown. American football sucks balls.
English football is cool though.
English football is cool though.
Aussie rules is a real sport that requires skill and determination, rather than just strength and an IQ of 2.7.
by Rohan January 26, 2004
by The Slater November 05, 2003
by ozzy beamer April 10, 2005
The best sport in the world - combines skill with strength, not just one or the other. Shits all over American football and to some extent, soccer where pussy footing about is considered a talent. Best players: Chris Judd, Ben Cousins and some other boof heads from other clubs ;o)
AFL 4eva!
AFL 4eva!
"Who's gonna win the Aussie Rules Grand Final this year?"
"The Eagles"
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."
"The Eagles"
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."
by Smythe July 31, 2005