ass lip

a person who's lips smell like ass

Mark has an ass lip due to kissing ass.

by Jesse Welch April 23, 2003

ass lips

When your asshole is so destroyed from over-penetration that it has big dangling lips.

"I can pick dimes up off the sidewalk with my ass lips."

by Fake Pete November 4, 2006

ass lips

When a women wears shorts that are too small and the bottom of her ass sticks out.

When that chick walks away, you totally notice her ass lips.

by e-rock1 October 23, 2005

Ass lips

A person who's lips look like an ass.

People who have ass lips are more attractive.

by Eric.B December 10, 2013

Ass Lips

n. The point at which rubber-meets-road in terms of kissing butt.

Slides 5 & 6 were the ass lips of the presentation and the VPs ate them up.

by Captain Drag Ass May 16, 2009

chocolate ass lips

the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate ass lips appear on the sheets!

wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT

reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!

(just blame the kids)

by chocolate ass lip man November 26, 2010

crusty ass lips

lips that need to have their own skin care because they’re as ashy as ur mom and flake like mozzarella

I use her crusty ass lips as cheese whenever I forget to buy some more mozzarella for my spaghetti

by daddypig January 4, 2022