ambidickstrous

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand

Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.

by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

ambidickstrous

The ability for a man to masturbate with either his left hand or his right hand

Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.

by jungle's nuts January 10, 2010

ambidickstrous

Able to use both hands equally well when performing masturbation.

One who is ambidickstrous is able to Choke the chicken with the right hand while in the shower or spank the monkey with left the hand while on the computer, thus freeing your right hand to use the mouse. Plus it's like knowing two ladies.

by CurrentSea July 7, 2010

ambidickstrous

The ability for a man to have his penis hang indiscriminately to the left or right.

"Which way does it hang?"
"Either way, I'm ambidickstrous"

by Pavel Dickgod January 2, 2008

ambidickstrous

When you're capable of using your hands, penis, and tongue all simulaneously during sex. Term usually reserved for men, or women with strapons.

Enhanced ability of ambidextrous.

You're combing a club, and some female approaches you and, referencing a threesome, asks, "Are you ambidickstrous? My girlfriend and I want to play."

by rick_the_prick April 28, 2006

Ambidickstrous

Being able to use the right and left hands equally well when handling a dick

My girlfriend was ambidickstrous, meaning she could finagle a dick with either hand

by ethant35 February 24, 2019

Ambidickstrous

When a man has the ability to masturbate with either hand.

My right arm is in a cast but it's okay I'm ambidickstrous.

by Gonzo Writer August 11, 2016