almy

lazy in bed; like when you are doing this chick and all she does is just lay there.

i brought this hot chick home last night, but she sucked in bed. She just almyed.

by matt July 21, 2003

almy

to talk incessantly about lacrosse

there was no way he was going to score with that chick, he just almyed her to death.

by frank July 23, 2003

almy

slow or stupid

I went to the retard house and helped all the almys.

by joe July 21, 2003

almy

to be extremely lazy

it was only half a flight of stairs, but i took the elevator instead. i pulled an almy.

by dave July 18, 2003

almy

Something that retards or holds back. To slow down or hold-up.

Try as he might, the cop couldn't catch me because he was almyed by his bullet-proof vest.

by jack July 24, 2003

Almi

The ruler of Hamster House. People say that Almi stands for Almighty, but it actually is short for Almond Joy.

Almi joined Hamster House on April 31st, 2003. Almi was a n00b once, too. But through dedication and determination, Almi has reached an ungodly number of posts.

Almi's rank on Hamster House is the Almighty Hamster.

Almi spends way too much time on Hamster House.

by Almipwns March 31, 2009

almie

LOL u thought u'd finally get a definition

"Hey my name isn't on Urban Dictionary"
"I bet your name is Almie"

by UrLocalOverlord June 10, 2021