Adam & Eve 

Two very stupid idiots who were put on this Earth by 'God'.

Now 'God' decided to make everything around Adam & Eve, as we see it today, a drug, for example, Weed and Acid (Comes from a plant).

Weed is not a drug back then, and shouldn't be now.

Adam and Eve found a very good way of smoking this and making LSD into 'Tabs', or they were tripping off Shrooms, which would explain the two seeing a 'talking' snake.

They were trippin fo'!

Adam: DuuuuUde, look at that talking 'snake'!

Eve: HOLY FUCKING JESUS MARY CHRIST (who hasn't been born yet) FUCK!

Snake: Take these shrooms, smoke this weed and trip off this Acid DOG! boolash mother fucker, BOOLASH, gu-gur!

Adam & Eve: This is some goooood shit! =D

Adam & Eve by Russell Parker November 15, 2006

Adam & Eve 

On the PORN Scale of Tame to Hardcore

Adam & Eve would be somewhere around "Victorian".

So tame it's LAME.

None of their clothes fit anyone other than their models and their "Toys" break quicker than dime store gumball machine toys. And everyone knows it's no fun to have that kind of toy die at an inopportune time.

The Porn scale is analogous to that of FOOTBALL as follows:

FOOTBALL types:

- RUGBY
- American Football (Pro NOT amateur)
- Soccer (supposedly "REAL" football)
- Canadian Football
- Indoor "Arena" Football
- Touch Football (played in the street)
- Touch Football (played by H.S. Cheerleaders)
- Plug-In Electric football game*

PORN types:

- SNUFF film
- Hardcore (again Pro NOT amateur)
- XX, NC-17 & X-rated
- Cable (Skinimax etc.)
- You Tube
- "Swingers" (i.e. fat & hairy) home movies
- Skin Mags (Playboy/Girl, etc.)
- ADAM & EVE

* Not the "Real" game in any sense, doesn't work right, and most of the F@!#ing time everyone just spins in circles not accomplishing much, just Like buyers of Adam & Eve products.

Adam & Eve by Gr8Nrg June 4, 2009

ADAM / EVE 

No, not the Biblical fuckers, mind you, but two forms of the love drug Ecstasy:
2CB / 2CB-7.

let's ADAM & EVE it...

ADAM / EVE by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Adam & Eve Shit 

Adam and Eve were true lovers who loved each other so damn much they couldn’t give a damn if anyone saw that they nude with each other 24/7

“Did you hear? Rebecca and Steven walked around campus in the nude today!”

“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit”

Adam & Eve Shit by HeathDickens02 March 27, 2024

Christmas Adam Eve 

The day preceding Christmas Adam (which is the day before Christmas Eve).

My favorite day of the year is Christmas Adam Eve, or December 22!

Christmas Adam Eve by speedy0901 December 27, 2011

Adam and Eve 

Two Nudists Who Decided To Take Dietary Advice From A Talking Snake.

Eve: "Wow Adam, I'm Getting Fat. What Should I Do?

Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"

Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."

Adam and Eve by Collin Jones June 27, 2005

it's adam and eve not adam and steve 

This is a term heterosexuals use when they don't approve of homosexuality.

I don't believe in same-sex relationships. After all, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve that was created by God, right?

it's adam and eve not adam and steve by Roy S June 11, 2006