Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023
Get the Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch mug.Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?
Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.
Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.
by Baloolabel May 1, 2011
Get the squirrel's got a nose bleed mug.One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.
Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"
by Daniel G. Hays October 26, 2010
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Get the A squirrel mug.The act of extreme indecisiveness and unsurety. Resembles the retarded confusion you would get from a squirrel that crosses the road, then halfway through decides to go back.
Judy was doing a squirrel on her decisions whether to paint her room red or blue.
I started squirreling over the multiple choice test question before finally just picking D.
I started squirreling over the multiple choice test question before finally just picking D.
by Warhawk101 October 3, 2012
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