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put a hurtin on 

A phrase used to vocalize the amount of passion and effort with which one will persue a certain objective.
1) Yo son I'm starvin. I'm about to put a hurtin on this Chinese Buffet.

2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.
put a hurtin on by crazycyrax March 5, 2009

that's a hurtin' 

When something sucks, is painful, or has just completely ruined your day. Originating from Port Dover, Ontario.
Jake: " Hey, do you have $5 that you could lend me? I really need it now"
Katryn: " No, sorry."
Jake: " that's a hurtin' !"

hurtin for a squirtin 

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.
" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"
hurtin for a squirtin by kdizog August 16, 2006

hurtin' for a squirtin 

female in desperate need of an orgasm.
yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'

Hurtin' for a Burton 

When a movie is ready for a whimsical remake by director Tim Burton.
After watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I don't think any other movie is hurtin' for a Burton.

Hurtin for a Squirtin 

This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.
Toby: I need a good fuck.

Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.

Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).