A religion

The religion 'a' was formed by a group of moronic 12 year olds in the year 2003. Followers worship the letter 'a' and think that God is the image of giant smiling letter a with pigtails and a crown. The followers are led by the 'Pope of a,' who is a mystical figure, suspected to have died of a ruptured spleen in late 2005.

The paramilitary wing of the religion (the crusaders of cheerfulness) is led by Sergeant Smiley, one of the world's most wanted criminals. Despite not having any bodily features aside from a large round hairless face, he has killed over 2000 supporters of the rivalling religion b, with the help of his comrades.

Guy: Do you believe in God then?
Dumb guy: Yeah, God is the letter a.
Guy: What the fuck?
Dumb guy: Yeah, I'm a member of the a religion.
Guy: You dumb shit.

by Comrade Pi October 28, 2006

You could make a religion out of this

Meme, reference to the famous youtube video "history of the entire world, I guess" on the channel "bill wurtz".

From the video:
"Hi, everything is great, said some guy(Jesus), who seems to be getting very popular and is then arrested and killed for being too popular, which only makes him more popular. You could make a religion out of this."

by Justtryingtohelphere February 23, 2021

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

Theory of Science as a Religion and Ideology

The theory that science, in practice, often functions like a religion or ideology—providing a framework of ultimate beliefs, a community of believers, rituals of validation, mechanisms of exclusion, and claims to authority that exceed its actual epistemic warrant. The theory doesn't claim that science is just a religion; it claims that science can function like one, especially when it becomes a marker of identity, a source of meaning, or a basis for dismissing other ways of knowing. When "science says" is used as an unquestionable authority, when skepticism of scientific consensus is treated as heresy, when scientific institutions function as priesthoods—science has taken on religious characteristics. The theory is a critique of scientism, not of science—a warning against treating science as something it's not.

Theory of Science as a Religion and Ideology Example: "He treated every scientific consensus as infallible dogma, every skeptic as a heretic. The Theory of Science as a Religion and Ideology explained what he'd become: not a scientist, but a believer. Science wasn't his method; it was his faith."

by Abzugal March 9, 2026

Theory of the Scientific Method as a Religion and Ideology

A specific application of the broader theory, focusing on how the idea of the scientific method can function as a religion or ideology—worshipped as a source of truth, treated as beyond criticism, used to exclude other ways of knowing. The theory argues that the scientific method, properly understood, is a fallible human tool, not a sacred ritual. But when it's treated as the path to truth, when its procedures are fetishized, when its limitations are ignored—it becomes ideological. The theory calls for treating the scientific method as what it is: a powerful but imperfect tool, not an object of worship.

Example: "He invoked 'the scientific method' as if it were a magic spell, guaranteed to produce truth. The Theory of the Scientific Method as a Religion and Ideology showed what he'd done: turned a tool into a totem, a method into a mantra. He wasn't doing science; he was worshipping it."

by Abzugal March 9, 2026

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by \/+{[me]}+\/ April 29, 2021

Ur religion poop like a pigeon

The absolute worst type of insult, more than infinite times amounts worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian , ur granny tranny , ur sister a mister , ur grandpap a trap , ur brother a mother combined

Jake: ... ur brother a mother

You: ur religion poop like a pigeon

*All universes suddenly stop as God himself falls to the ground and weeps at what he has created, as he finally sees that he must kill off every living thing to exist*

by LordTheMemeMaster April 3, 2018