A Donkey

A person who is a bit on the soft side, slow minded, simple, dim witted, easyly malipulated and gullible. As in "He/she is A donkey" Also a seemingly well educated man/woman doing something out of character, not normal for them.

" Would you look at this educated fool" (You talking to another while observing a third party) "He/She has driven their car into the Carwash, the Wrong way around- WHAT A DONKEY.

by Jaws1138 June 4, 2016

A donkey for a trade

An expression that refers to someone or something being traded up. An updated and more exotic way of saying "she/he is out of your league."

For example, when walking past an oddly matched couple, you may say, " that guy is a donkey for a trade." donkey trade league expression she/he exotic updated

by Penelope VonLoyder IV October 10, 2018

kiss a donkey

cure for bad breath; cure for dental problems

In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 9, 2022

acting a donkey

1. behaving like a jackass acting stupid becuase you are drunk or high.
2. embarrassing yourself because you was actin dumb.

1. big bob: What the hell was wrong wrong with last night playboy?
Lil bitch: I dont know man I was acting a donkey?
2 Dont drink too much and start acting a donkey or i will your ass here..

by lil sleazy.. April 13, 2009

choke a donkey

1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train

"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II

by mr hankie June 17, 2006

talk the hind legs off a donkey

could talk for hours

My grandma could talk the hind legs off a donkey

by Michael D. R. February 6, 2007

Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

by DawgsFan January 26, 2012