A darren

Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast. Only wear track suits and tuck their bottoms into their socks. Usually hibernate in dark corners in flocks of Darren's. This is known as an NYT. Darren's usually shout abuse and have little man syndrome when in actual fact are 5 ft tall and build like a celory stick. When approaching a Darren must be cautious as they can be timid and may burn out with their lighters.

Look at that guy spray painting in the street, what a darren

by IanBruh November 8, 2018

A Darren

A needy girl with low esteem issues, and possibly an eating disorder, who most likely resides in Florida or somewhere sunny and is between the age of 17-22 or at least is acting like one.

Me : "Dude ever since Trixette found my briefs with the wet oysters in them and asked me about it she has been a real fucking Darren."

Friend : "Well you did leave just the nuts hanging out of her best friend from horse riding school bro! But still, totally acting like a Darren."

by Orkawhale January 16, 2018

A Darren

When you get out of it before you get into it.

Omg are you doing a darren!

by sunflower244 December 1, 2019

A Darren

a man who is judgy and eats other people's food

"what do you mean you only got a 97%, why couldn't you get a 100?"

- A Darren

by "Random person yk" February 4, 2023

pulling a Darren Criss

Forgetting the lyrics to a song you wrote while you are performing it

I wrote this song, but when I sang it in front of my friends, I felt like I was totally pulling a Darren Criss!

by Animista March 22, 2016

Doing A Darren

To have a one night stand with a 'lady' you've known for 10 minutes on new years eve, wake up the following morning in a state of amnesia not knowing who/what/where etc. and embarking on an epic 7 mile walk of shame.

Boyo's, tonight i feel like doing a darren.

by Joey Davis January 7, 2009

Suck the ass out of a darren

Smoking a cigarette with great intensity.

Bloke 1: Oi mate feel like a smoke?
Bloke 2: Mate I could absolutely suck the ass out of a darren right now

by Krnc July 12, 2017