Zoinked

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

Zoinked

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

by YoungFolk June 13, 2018

Zoinked

The act of getting high.

Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test.
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I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.

by MattKeen April 6, 2010

Zoinked

A feeling of tiredness, and defeat.

"Dude, last night I pulled an all-nighter, and I was totally zoinked!"

by Suicidaldream December 16, 2017

Zoinked

When someone in the Scooby gang has sex

Dude Shaggy just got zoinked

by ThatGuyStaleFrank March 24, 2018

Zoinked

The action of getting wrecked by means of alcohol and/or marijuana

Oh man I got so zoinked with the homies last night, I don’t remember a thing.

by Wackass247 September 23, 2018

Zoinked

When you loose an item and think it may have been stolen but because of your kind personality you do not want to name a thief as you may find it later

Francis : have you seen my book. It is zoinked

Matthew: No but hopefully it arrives back soon

by BicBoiMatt March 5, 2018