YA MUM

Commonly used when someone bags you and you can't think of anything to come back with!

Joe: G'day Bob, hows it hangin'?
Bob: Ya mum's hangin?
Joe: Ya Fat!
Bob: Ya Mum's Fat!
Joe: What did I do to do?
Bob: Ya Mum did something to you!

"Joe has logged out."

by Mr. Ownage April 06, 2004

YA MUM

the worst thing to say in the entire universe

WoodMorning7: ya mum
Pumppartymac: PRISON

by hybrid_eeee May 08, 2021

ya mum

the answer to practically every question in the world

Who? Ya mum
Where? Ya mum
When? Ya mum
What? Ya mum
Why? Ya mum

by steve November 11, 2002

ya mum

If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.

Ben:Your gay.
Tommo:Ya mums gay.
Ben:Your a fuckwit.
Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit
Ben:Fuck you.
Tommo:Fuck ya mum.
Ben:Go away.
Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

ya mum

answer to almost anything

you're a dickhead
ya mum's a dickhead

why didn't you go to skool yesterday?
Because of ya mum

by taylor March 11, 2004

ya mum

hilarious come back

A; your a bitch
B; so's ya mum

by james January 12, 2004

ya mum

a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand OR c) have no relative input towards

a) i have a boil the size of russia...
"so does ya mum"

b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4...
"ya mum"

c) my wardrobe is pink
"ya mum"

by manda August 23, 2003