Woner

A woman boner

Men get boners when they're horny, Women get woners.

You can not see a woner, it is simply a way to communicate female sexual arousal.

Woman: "Wow, hes dead sexy, I got a woner as soon as he walked in.."

Woman#2: "Heck yes, and did you see his friend? Sha-wing!!"

by KDanger406 June 13, 2010

Woner

Arousal from delicious homemade waffles.

These homemade waffles are so delicious I'm getting a woner.

by Woner mistress June 13, 2013

Woner

Something your dumbass friends call you when your last name is rollner

Wonerrrr, put your dick away woner.

by Wonerrr March 27, 2023

Woner

A weak boner. That semi-limp erection that often precedes or follows sexual arousal/activity. Sometimes it's just kinda there.

I jacked off three hours ago, but his fuckin' woner won't go away!

by sweatypillows December 10, 2009

Woner

A boner you get at work. Not always a desirable thing. Often arises from a work-based achievement.

"Sick post effects, bro! They're giving me a woner!"

by GreenLion April 29, 2010

wonering

to be in the process of waking up

She called me when I was wonering, what the hell?

by Casaneil April 17, 2008

woner

A weed related Boner.

Often in a daydream state a Woner will arise. Very Very desirable.

by silver_surfer42 June 25, 2010