Winner

A person who gets something he/she wants.

People who can smile in any situation are the best winners in life.

by Secondary Metabolite May 16, 2022

Winner

Someone who always gets what they want
Someone who successfully ruins your life

Person 1 yelling at Winner: THERE IS NO ONE WHO HAS EVER DONE BETTER AT MAKING BE FEEL BAD; THERE IS NOTHING THAT DID QUITE KILL ME MORE THAN WHAT YOU DID; YOU HAPPY NOW YOU WON; YOU REALLY ARE THE WINNER; TAKE A BOW CAUSE YOUR THE WINNER

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Winner

Someone who is considered the biggest douchebag and thinks he's top shit even though he's just too full of himself.

Boy, Beth sure is dating a winner! I heard he took the seat off his own bike because of the way that it felt!

by B-To-The-Rady May 15, 2011

Winner

A loser who sucks at losing.

dont confuse winner with wiener.

by p Zeratul q October 14, 2008

Winner

Charlie Sheen

Unlike those losers at Warner Bros or CBS, Charlie Sheen is a Winner.

by tedhollister March 27, 2011

Winner

(noun) a sexual partner whom upon completeing the sexual act known as Fellatio, or more commonly, a blow job, proceeds to swallow the ejaculating semen instead of spitting it out.

Last night I found a winner, so hot man, so hot.

by d-swzzl November 22, 2010

Winner

Someone the Loser hates

Dude I'm a winner and second place is hating.

by Tycoon October 24, 2012