winger 

When you unknowingly hook up with a 17 year old.

I hate house parties, I always end up pulling a winger.

winger by Sebastian Nebula December 28, 2010

winger 

1. One who wings
2. Navy, Marine Corps, or Coast Guard aviator who completes the flight training syllabus, but has yet to receive their wings of gold
3. Total bad-ass
4. 80's hair band

2. "I guess you're a winger this week, now that you're done flying."
4. "Winger is awesome!"

winger by amt May 13, 2005

Winger 

Winger were a very talented late 80's and early 90's Glam Metal band from New York, named after lead singer Kip Winger. They made it big with their 1988 self-titled album, and "In the Heart of the Young" in 1990.

However 3 negative things happened that made them lose popularity in the 90's.
1. Grunge taking over the music industry.
2. Conflicts with the band Metallica and their immature attitudes towards Winger.

3. Criticism on the show "Beavis and Butthead". The geeky kid Stewart can be seen wearing Winger shirts, and thus the band was dubbed as uncool.

Rob: I used to like Metallica, but then I discoved Winger and they have some really unique stuff.

Dan: Yeah I have a couple of that bands albums. Screw Metallica. Winger is 100 times better.

Winger by Metalhead83 September 10, 2011

Winger 

The most hardcore heavy metal band of all-time, Winger is well-known as being 1000 times better than Metallica.

Trent: Hey Steve, look at this cool new Metallica CD I bought!

Steve: You idiot, Winger is better than that. I have all of their CDs.

Winger by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

winger 

pronounced win-ger. like ginger with no g. used to describe a "wannabe ginger." the winger can either have 1) dyed hair a light to deep ginger color, or 2) be known to fellow peers as having no soul. suspected wingers and their level of wingerness are subject to changed based on circumstance. beware of wingers. they're climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape em.

Lenina: "Gosh, that dude is SUCH a winger. Just look at that baby he just killed. How soulless."

or

Fanny: "I totally hooked up with a winger last night. It was all the fun of a ginger, without actually being a ginger."

winger by samcs November 23, 2010

winger 

friend, someone you travel around with, someone you go ashore with.

Me and my winger would like to buy you ladies a drink.

winger by Stoney Burke July 16, 2008

Winger 

"Winger" is used as a closing in a letter, and is an abbreviation of "Your Wingman" which implies a pledge of both friendship and fidelity by the sender. Similar to the use of "Huckleberry" in the phrase, "I'll be your Huckleberry".

When used as a goodbye between two people, i.e. when "Winger" is spoken, it is common to gesture by forming a "W" by holding both hands up in front of you at chest level, extending only your thumbs and pinkies, and putting both thumb tips together so that it looks like a "W".

Tony,

Thanks for the advice!

Winger,
Mike

or

"Hey Tony, I gotta run, but I'll see you later today at the party. Winger" (while making the W gesture)

Winger by Betatrooper February 20, 2011