Wild West

when while engaging in sexual intercourse on a table, you suddenly smash a chair over your partner, and throw him/her out a plate glass window.

She was riding me like a prize bull, but when I told her her nipples looked like baloney on dinner plates, she gave me the ol' wild west.

by Curtis L Smith February 11, 2009

wild west

putting a revolver in your anus and playing Russian roulette

Jimmy: Want to play Wild West?
Bimmy: What's that?

by Anoahmous November 26, 2017

wild west boom boom

A deliciously dangerous cocktail consisting of 2 parts 3-Buck Chuck Chardonnay + 1 part Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon. This beverage will keep you gun slingin' all night long and you won't regret it in the morning, though you may have some spur scratches in places you don't recall exposing the night before.

Rager 1: "I want to get rowdy as Will Smith tonight"

Rager 2: "Duh, then we gotta mix some Wild West Boom Booms!"

by barntime2000 January 25, 2013

Wild West Hero

A really good song by the band, Electric Light Orchestra.

"Out of the Blue" is such a good CD thanks to Wild West Hero.

by anonymous December 18, 2003

Wild West Crotch

When your ballsack becomes as dry as a Popeyes biscuit and your sack scrunches up like a deflated ball.

Person 1: Ah fuck I got Wild West crotch
Person 2: Damm that sucks

by Zebulon720 October 9, 2023

Wild West Mister

The act of fingering a girl by first making your hand into a gun shape, then placing your hand by your crotch, and then inserting your fingers into the girl with a pelvic thrust.

Bro: Hey Man, have you had sex with your new girl yet?

Man: Well, sort of.

Bro: What do you mean?

Man, Well, i got her off using the Wild West Mister.

by Smiz Tang December 1, 2009

wild west shenanigan

the steryotypical act of being like a cowboy.

2. riding her like a horse with a black 9 gallon hat on.
3.rebelling in a "hah! forGEET you sociiiety!' "im goone spray paint dis ere wawl!

"Bob: hey whatd y do last nite?
jim: i had me some wild west shenanigans!
bob: wit janey?!?
jim: she made the horseand well.. that saddle got me some sore thighs!

by dink crickle45banana October 20, 2010