wet sock

To describe someone or something as useless. As a wet sock has little use to anyone.

"That new guy is as useful as a wet sock"

by MarcRetailer February 20, 2007

wet sock

Whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. As a last resort, you cum in your sock.

Ejaculating into a sock.

I was so desperate for a wank my only option was to wet sock.

by Kenilworth April 14, 2009

wet sock

A woman who sleeps around at such excessive levels that intercourse feels like your penis is inserted within a warm, wet sock.

I'd sleep with her again if I had the chance, however she is a wet sock.

by Quagbert February 29, 2004

Wet Sock

when giving anal, you pull your pinus out really quickly and there ass hole comes out, hanging like a wet sock

"yer i did my girlfriend right up the bum hole lastnight"
"nice"
"yer i know i gave her a wet sock!

by jamesindahouse October 1, 2010

Wet sock

A used condom

Don't flush a wet sock

by Ttails February 5, 2020

Wet sock

Panties after squirting at a friends house

I had a wet sock when my cousin’s friend entered the room

by Rhoknows October 1, 2021

Wet sock lover

Someone who enjoys the feeling of wearing wet socks.

Greg is a wet sock lover.

by Larry_n March 25, 2022