wesley's penis

The big būmjoody, the Nacho Lebrē. It can grow to 20 inches starting at 11 inches. This massive cock also penetrates women until they cum like a volcano. Most women start to cry because of the pain that comes through intercourse.

"Hey, today a I grew my own 'Wesley's Penis' & man, sex is great!"

"Look at that Wesley Penis! Cryky mate, it's so bloody rare."

by BlexLuthor February 11, 2014

Wesley's Mom

A word used to describe your average whore.

Wesley's mom was so much fun last night, but the smell.

by Bigjebus1 December 27, 2019

Wesley's Sex Life

It doesn't exist

Wesley's Sex Life is nonexistent.

by FaZe_Burnana December 31, 2021

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.

Argus Filch's worst nightmare...

Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.

by TrueMILAer December 27, 2010

Wesley Snipes

The Blackest man alive

I'm serious, Wesley Snipes really is the Blackest man alive.

by Ballysox May 4, 2006

wesley snipes

the absence of light; very dark

Mike, you should really turn on your headlights, it's getting wesley snipes out here.

by oldirty3 December 15, 2009

Wesley Snipes Black

The darkest black you could ever get. Darker than Jet Black and every other black combined!

The negro is Wesley Snipes Black!

by MEOW PLOXORA December 12, 2007