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Wal-Marted

The state that results when you drive home from a big-box retailer and realize you are missing a bag or two of stuff, due to cashier laziness and/or underhandedness. Often leads to the choice of going back and arguing with employees, or promising to 'check yourself' better next time.
Bob: Wait, I'm missing my trash bags and ex-lax from the store.

Dana: Damn it! Thats twice this month we've been wal-marted.
by theosus August 17, 2008
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Wal Marter

Somebody who WalMarts- the act of doing annoying things in a public shop/line/etc..for example, stopping right in front of someone, bumping into someone and not apologizing, or teenagers who just don't shut up and move.
Ugh, our tour bus toured with a high school field trip, and while we tried to go sightseeing, they kept WalMarting us by walking slow and shoving each other! Stupid Wal Marters.
by WalMart'd Daily June 11, 2009
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walmarted

To close down or cease operations due to being crushed by a larger, more powerful rival, usually due to the rival's unfair competitive advantage.
Bob's Hardware was walmarted out of existence.
by James August 23, 2004
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People-of-WalMarted

The act of qualifying and being photographed for www.PeopleofWalmart.com whilst actually in a WalMart.
I just People-of-WalMarted that dude with the pink hot pants.

That dress she has on should be People-of-Walmarted.

OMG, I was taking a pic in WalMart of some dude and my belly was sticking out of my t-shirt and I almost People-of-Walmarted MYSELF!
by hersheymike January 23, 2010
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walmarted

To censor a previously cool thing, such as censoring a movie to have no blood, into something meant for daily church-going grandmothers.
"Face down, ass up that's the way we like to play chess." What the hell, that was totally walmarted.
by Dan the Wordman October 26, 2006
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walmarted

Take an item or an idea or basically anything that you didn't create yourself and then present a cheaper version as your own.
Suzy walmarted Martha Stewart's Platinum Napkin Rings ($50/ea) when she used aluminum foil in the same design and sold them for 50 cents each.
by Charlotte December 3, 2003
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WalMarted

They really WalMarted their car by not taking care of it.
by A Jackson May 22, 2006
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