What am I

1. To be unforgivably drunk; to have consumed 13 - 14 standard drinks
2. To make an absolute disgruce of oneself in public; to publically question one's sexuality. See aaahm gaaay
3. To loose spatial orientation, identity, and even humanity; to be a complete savage; see buddi buddi

Dude: You were so absolutely trashed last night! You were a fureak!
Guy: Who am I? No, no, WHAT am i?

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

What am I

Same I'm not pretty and I'm not ugly

I have lots of friends and half of them don't even talk to me. Lol I'm average in all words and that's alright cuz at least I'm something. And that's me.

What am I you ask well I'm not pretty or ugly, I'm me.

by Alaina M Puciata December 20, 2020

what am i doing with my life

You're really bored, aren't you?

Someone said, "What am I doing with my life."

by FANGIRL4evah June 17, 2018

what am i doing with my life

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.

And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"

by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016

what am i doing

I don't know, what ARE you doing? Searching this up on Urban dictionary instead of being productive

What am I doing?

by Everyonealreadyhasthegoodones November 1, 2017

What am I gonna do with you!?

An act of utter exuberance over the cuteness of another individual

A newly-in-love couple is joking around and having a good time with each other...

Boyfriend: I like you. A lot.

Girlfriend: *cuddles him and gives him one hell of a kiss*
Boyfriend: What am I gonna do with you!?

(Enter in to sexy time mood if desirable)

by SpudWillicker February 19, 2014

What am I doing with my life

I don't know anymore

Person 1: what am I doing with my life
Person 2: im not your therapist how the hell did you get in my house

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021