Weak Gene Syndrome. Self-inflicted physical and/or mental conditions that provide the afflicted with excuses for being burdens on
society.
Common symptoms include being stressed out, drug-addiction, obesity, hypochondria, muscular atrophy from lack of activity, and general laziness.
Productive Person: "Why
don't you get a job?"
WGS Person: "I can't. All the jobs are either too physical, stressful, or both. I am on disability for my back, knees, ankles, and
feet and I had that mental breakdown last year."
Productive Person: "Your physical disabilities are obviously caused by being 150 lbs overweight and you got caught with alcohol and
drugs on the job and then claimed they were coping methods to prevent a mental breakdown."
WGS Person: "You all don't know what it was like.
Work was so stressful. That is why I am physically and mentally disabled."
Productive Person: "Yes, I forgot, you are the only person who has stress at
work. Don't worry though, everyone else will
work to take care of you."
