Vulcano Eruption

Just before a man ejaculates, place your hand firmly around the penis. Make sure you have a tight grip so you can sqeeuze the penis as if you were choking Justin Bieber. Blood will soon rise together with the sperm. The penis will erupt a creamy, warm, dark red substance called lava

In today's news, vulcano eruptions have been accuring in middle schools all over America. This has leed to many visits to the school nurse.

by Pinkpyscho February 8, 2015

Vulcano Anal

Prior to butt sex you load your partners anal cavity with with Mentos. As you are penitrating your partner with your member, you pour soda in their anus and let nature take its course.

Kevin could no longer achieve orgasim unless his wife, Ralph performed vulcano anal on him.

by Schunor April 14, 2021

Sal Vulcano

Tonight's Big Loser

Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck

by The Slavic Squater January 14, 2019

Sal Vulcano

The handsomest, most charming guy of the four Impractical Jokers Show. Sal knows how to get dem ladies. His achilles heel, however, is all forms of embarrassing challenges set up by the other guys on the show.

Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.

(During the "Name Game," in which Sal must call out outrageous-sounding names to people who are waiting to have their named called in an office waiting room):

Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"

by OregonWarrior October 7, 2017

Sal Vulcano

A germophobic person who is a joker in "Impractical Jokers". He hates cats and is scared of many things, like virtual reality horror, corn mazes, sewards, and haunted houses.

Sal Vulcano is easily frightened by things.

by kue serabi September 16, 2017

Sus vulcano

A man named Sal, in the act of being suspicious

Chungus: “Ayo you see Sus Vulcano?”
Thanos: “Yeah man he just vented like a Sussy boy.”

by Susmanimposterboy May 12, 2021

Sal Vulcano

1 out of the 4 members of Impractical Jokers. Sal is sexy, funny, and sensitive. He’s so hot. So sexy. He also is a germaphobe, is afraid of cats, and tends to gag at the slightest things.

Person 1: “Who’s your favorite Joker?”
Person 2: “Sal Vulcano! He’s so hot!!”

by purplehazestrain March 27, 2022