update

term made by imran and yared from dmv
means to use the bathroom and use your device and stay there for a while by going on social media and watching YT videos. YOU MUST STAY THERE MINIMUM 10-15 for this to count as an update. term was made around december in 2018

Alright boys i’m bout to update. again?!?, it’s been 3 times already today.
Ahh just updated

by GamerBoy Terms December 7, 2019

Updating

Dating above your level of hotness, intelligence, economic stature, or overall likability.

David Spade is constantly updating.

by Cammie B February 2, 2009

update

1.to record the latest information

2. to bring something up-to date

I have to update my browser.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2008

Update

Getting a boner.

Hey man, I just got the BIGGEST update after seeing Kelly in a swimsuit!

by George Prices January 15, 2011

Update

What fucks everything up sooner or later.

Minecraft was updated, now it sucks.

The discord server was updated and changed, imma leave now.

Shit crap. My favourite game updated.

Fucking developers kill good games like this so much. I wanna go to their house and make them undo it while pointing a gun at their head.

by DICK-FUCK-PUSSY-SUCK November 8, 2020

update

To have anal sex: derived from the Australian slang date, meaning asshole, on account of its generally round, wrinkled and brown appearance.

"Let me update you."

"I'm hoping to update her this evening."

"He promised he would update me. It's most frustrating."

"I've been giving him hourly updates."

by Roger the Cabin Boy August 18, 2006

updations

updations means to update someone on the progress of a particular endeavour

Please forward me your updations on Project finkle.

by Matt August 18, 2004