Downgrades disguised as security patches and bug fixes to electronics and computer software. Not to be confused with upgrades, which traditionally were supposed to enhance a software product's user experience.
"I lost more control of my computer after the latest automatic updates."
"My smartphone app took features and functions away! And now, they want me to pay for the subscription gimmick or pro versions after the latest updates."
"My smartphone app took features and functions away! And now, they want me to pay for the subscription gimmick or pro versions after the latest updates."
by zorakblinks July 19, 2021
Get the Updates mug.The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.
Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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TeletubbiesFact is an online ARG Developed online in the summer of 2017. It takes place in utah with the main character being an unstable man and his problems with his wife. During November the account was suspended at 63,000 followers. An alt was made only 2 days later called @Teletubbiefact_ which also ended up being suspended 2 weeks later at 7,000 followers. The third account is currently still up and is called _teletubbiefact and is at 11,000 followers and has been around for only a week or so.
Have you heard of teletubbies updates? its that one weird twitter account that got up to 60,000 followers in only 3 months by posting creepy ass tweets!
by ilovehorror118 December 10, 2017
Get the Teletubbies Updates mug.An annoying feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. It automatically downloads "critical updates" to fix security holes found almost daily in Internet Explorer and in other parts of the operating system, then it harasses you to restart your computer. If you click "Restart Later" the box will pop back up in about five minutes.
noob: Automatic Updates rules!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!
by Home slice May 22, 2005
Get the Automatic Updates mug.Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.
Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.
What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.
You busy? Yeah, doing updates.
What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.
You busy? Yeah, doing updates.
by Mappyl November 4, 2013
Get the Doing updates mug.Consisting of many twitter accounts who stalk 5 homosexuals 24/7, never sleep, and are proud of every single thing they do. They know what's up with those 5 homos before they even know it themselves. Watch out but they have skills. They should replace the FBI. Best update accounts : @1DUpallnightx_ & @1DStalking & @1DWhereAbouts & @1DWorldUpdate :)
" Zayn and Niall are at the gates at the studios, and Niall just dropped a lighter. #Confirmed "
" Our insider just met Harry, he said that he is single. "
" We don't follow back, we have to keep our timeline clear for just updates. "
" Niall is in his apartment, Louis is at the Olympics, Zayn and Louis are not seemed to be spotted anywhere. "
" For the millionth time, we are a 1D Updates accounts we do NOT follow back. "
" Liam was seen in London just 2 minutes ago #Unconfirmed "
" Our insider just met Harry, he said that he is single. "
" We don't follow back, we have to keep our timeline clear for just updates. "
" Niall is in his apartment, Louis is at the Olympics, Zayn and Louis are not seemed to be spotted anywhere. "
" For the millionth time, we are a 1D Updates accounts we do NOT follow back. "
" Liam was seen in London just 2 minutes ago #Unconfirmed "
by Niall'sMofo August 6, 2012
Get the 1D Updates mug.The act of posting status updates to one's facebook page while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.
Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.
by Neesied69 June 6, 2013
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